Clothing manufacturers assuming all size 10 people are Hobbits and all size 18 people are giants.
Checkout assistants who zoom your stuff through quickly, expecting you to pack your stuff and pay them at the same time, then they start serving the person behind you before you’ve finished packing or even put your change in your purse.
When someone on the bus before you has clearly been eating a pasty/sandwich and it’s gone everywhere – yuk.
When people have a conversation by yelling at each other while standing at opposite ends of the street.
Pigeons.
When people leave their bike on the floor so it’s perfectly blocking the shop doorway.
When people are oblivious to where their toddlers are and the fact they are running into peoples legs and only narrowly missing the corner of your hand basket.
When people on the bus think it’s more important their bag gets a seat than your butt.
Ring pull can lids which only open half way and then when you really yank it the contents go all over your kitchen walls.
When people spot a nice place in the park to chill and dump their litter all over it, so it’s now a crap place for other people to chill.
When you fall over in the street and people just stare at you without asking if you are ok.
When someone is wearing giant padded earphones and yet you can still here that they love thrash metal – at 8.00am on a Monday.
When you go shopping and come back with a bag full, only to realise you forgot the main thing you went shopping for in the first place.
Workers who are granted a tiny bit of authority in their job and go on a total ego trip by lording it over everyone.
When people say “I’m not being rude but…” Then don’t.
People who move to a leafy suburb then spend hours a week noise-polluting their neighbours with effing leaf blowers!
Wow, that feels much better!
What are your pet peeves, any of these?
Chrissie xx
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