I absolutely love those cheeky questionnaires about life that Cosmopolitan send to their celebrity of the month to fill in. I thought I’d do it myself with some questions from the Augusts issue.

Name: Chrissie
Nickname: Beer Wench, Wenchetta
My mood right now is: Silly
But could be improved/worsened by: Salt and pepper tofu with extra chilli and a cold larger with fresh lime.
The emoji I can’t live without is: Big cheesy grin face
Life’s far too short to:
a) Not eat carbs
b) Cry over men
c) Bitch about each other ❤
d) Google yourself
My standard photo face is:
My thoughts are: “Strange, I felt like I was smiling more and what the hell is going on with my hair!?”
The last book I read was: Clariel by Garth Nix for review purposes but I really liked it.
When no one is looking I:
a) Take a pouty selfie
b) Download One Direction’s music
c) Scroll through a Kardashian’s Instagram Only Khloe’s though!
d) Dance around naked
People ALWAYS ask me: “So what’s this dyslex-praxia thing you have? Is it like dyslexia but more?” “Er….”
The first thing I do when I walk into the house is:
a) Take my makeup off
b) Put rubbish TV on like: Chrisley Knows Best and The Real Housewives of OC
c) Check Facebook/Instagram/Twitter
d) Whip my bra off
Heartbreak is: I’ve never experienced it but I’m guessing a physical and emotional longing.
Draw a picture of your self here:
The best thing about being Chrissie is: Luckily my boobs stick out further than my belly lol
…and the worst is: Fatigue and a really dodgy short term memory.
My friends always make fun of me for: Having really ditzy moments. They are funny though…the moments I mean XoD
The thing that makes me really angry is: People who rudley stare and talk about people passing by loudly. Smh.
If I was a man for the day the first thing I’d do is: (blushing and laughing emoji face).
I’ve tried and tried but the one thing I can’t understand about men is: Why they choose to be moody rather than communicating.
The last text message I received said: I did the washing up monster.
…and was from: The Bloke
Extra question – Draw your spirit animal:
Chrissie xx