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10 Signs The Weather Is Too Hot

  1. If it wasn’t for the whirring noise, you wouldn’t know your fan was even switched on
  2. You try to make a slushy smoothie but the ice just melts after twominutes.img_3729-1
  3. You give up sipping your bottle of water and just poor it over your head instead
  4. You’ve only had the oven for 15 minutes but when you go into the kitchen you nearly faint with heat stroke
  5. You lean against your car for a second and burn your butt
  6. Your diet for the past week has consisted mainly of salads and er, fruit salads
  7. You can’t understand why you ever actually paid money to be this hot on a beach somewhere
  8. You realise a nice cold beer is the quickest way to cool down but also the quickest way to get dehydrated
  9. Birds have puffed up their feathers to keep warm air out.
  10. You start really considering if you would look nice with a shaved head


3 responses to “10 Signs The Weather Is Too Hot”

  1. GlutenFreeHorizons Avatar

    Funnily enough, I was raging about my slushie not working the other day! And I’ve definitely been debating shaving my head recently!

    Francesca x |

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    1. Vamp It Up Mcr (Chrissie) Avatar

      Haha! But where are the 30 ice cubes I put in? Whyyyyyyy? I’ve learned that it’s easier to blend your fruit etc first then put aside. Then if your blender has a pulse button, just use that to blend your ice cubes (at least seven 7) and then poor your smoothie blend on top and stir very gently. Good luck ^_^


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