- If it wasn’t for the whirring noise, you wouldn’t know your fan was even switched on
- You try to make a slushy smoothie but the ice just melts after twominutes.
- You give up sipping your bottle of water and just poor it over your head instead
- You’ve only had the oven for 15 minutes but when you go into the kitchen you nearly faint with heat stroke
- You lean against your car for a second and burn your butt
- Your diet for the past week has consisted mainly of salads and er, fruit salads
- You can’t understand why you ever actually paid money to be this hot on a beach somewhere
- You realise a nice cold beer is the quickest way to cool down but also the quickest way to get dehydrated
- Birds have puffed up their feathers to keep warm air out.
- You start really considering if you would look nice with a shaved head
Vamp It Up 