Unexpected Benefits Of Having Big Boobs

If you spill your much loved food when wearing a low neck line you catch it on your boob shelf. Yum cleavage food!

They prop you up when you are sleeping on your stomach. No suffocation from your pillow.

You have built in floats when you go swimming.

You can add shape to that two-sizes- too-big dress you misguidedly bought in the sale.

Doing that chest bump thing men do, is suddenly hilarious!

If your loved ones are upset or sleepy you always have a comforting pillow for them.

How Boob’s got their name, I suspect:

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thecheshirewife

July 27, 2014 at 7:57 am

Ha that made me giggle I’m only a 34d but love the advantages 🙂

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1. manchesterflickchick
  
  July 27, 2014 at 1:34 pm
  
  I’d love to be around that size again sometimes, especially in summer. By age 15 I was a 32E so had a breast reduction to a 32C at 20 because of back ache and they looked amazing! Now my (clearly very determined) boobs are back to a rather saggy E, doh!
  
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vakunzmann

July 26, 2014 at 12:23 pm

When I saw the title to this post, I thought, “Really? Please, share!” I had to read. Yeah, there is the male attention thing, but at my age, that won’t be around much longer 😦
I am buoyed by the fact that I am not alone. Here’s to my sisters-in-arms…or shall I say…never mind, you get the picture. Thanks for my morning chuckle.
Peace, ~vickie

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1. manchesterflickchick
  
  July 26, 2014 at 1:46 pm
  
  Glad to make you giggle. Yes, we are very buoyed by them. ✌
  
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suzie81speaks

July 26, 2014 at 12:22 pm

This made me giggle! I only developed boobs in my twenties and I love them, but they get in the way sometimes!

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1. manchesterflickchick
  
  July 26, 2014 at 1:45 pm
  
  Thanks. Especially on a really busy high-street, you tend to inadvertently bounce people out of the way!
  
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drewdog2060drewdog2060

July 26, 2014 at 12:21 pm

You can balance 2 glasses of wine, one on each boob …

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1. manchesterflickchick
  
  July 26, 2014 at 1:43 pm
  
  Tried, doesn’t work.
  
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  1. drewdog2060drewdog2060
    
    July 26, 2014 at 1:55 pm
    
    I have the same problem with my head, pints of beer just keep slipping off. My skull simply isn’t the right shape.
    
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    1. manchesterflickchick
      
      July 26, 2014 at 1:57 pm
      
      Haha! Try developing a little beer belly, they are really useful for that – trust me.
      
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