What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?


Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?

Because they were two dear.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?

They had a weigh in a manger.

What did one snowman say to the other?

“Can you smell carrots?”

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a claus

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?


Santa Jaws

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


Frostbite

Why did Santa’s helper get therapy?


Because he had low “elf” esteem!

What does Miley Cyrus eat on for Christmas dinner?

Twerky