What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two dear.
How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger.
What did one snowman say to the other?
“Can you smell carrots?”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a claus
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
Why did Santa’s helper get therapy?
Because he had low “elf” esteem!
What does Miley Cyrus eat on for Christmas dinner?
Twerky
Vamp It Up 