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I got this idea from a fantastic blogger named Suzie after she decided to list the bizarre search terms which led people to her blog. I thought I’d check mine out and wasn’t disappointed. Here are some of my weird, funny and *ADULT* one’s and my thoughts on them.



‘Unexpected big boobs’

Who’s boobs? Theirs? Mine? How rude of them not to call first.

‘Slutty Trousers’

This person just gets right down to it when searching for fashion.

‘Leather Kilt’


‘Park shags in Manchester’

I wonder if he ever found a park to shag in wearing his leather kilt?

‘Sonic Face Scrubber, use as vibrator’

I think this could equally be Slutty Trousers Girl or Leather Kilt Bloke googling.

‘Green hippies case Hello Kitty’

Maybe they were spying on her to see if she recycles.

‘Purple dress big boobs’

But are they the ‘unexpected’ kind?

‘Veggie cream cheese pizza’

Nom! nom! NOM!

‘Ass in denim shorts’

You won’t want to see mine after I’ve been scoffing loads of that sort of pizza.

‘Sex use toys’

I’m really hopping they are trying to find a manual of how to ‘use’ them and they haven’t just missed out the ‘d’.

‘Fireman’s wife OOTD’

Why? Do they wear sexy uniforms as well?

do ihave a Disoredor



What’s your fave?

Chrissie xx

19 responses to “Funny Search Terms Directed To My Blog”

  1. Favourite Posts of 2014 | Manchester Flick Chick Avatar

    […] Funny Search Terms Directed To My Blog – and my opinion on them. People are weird! […]


  2. hellenmasido Avatar

    Hahaaaaaaaaaa! Saw one such post on a friend’s blog and I am thinking of doing a post of the same too. It’s so strange the terms or subjects that bring people to my blog too. Something like “hehfhdh” – I mean, how ambiguous!


    1. manchesterflickchick Avatar

      Haha! Oh, you definitely should Hellen!


  3. Alice Megan Avatar

    Just pure genius!


  4. bellezakisses Avatar

    OMG!!!!!!!! I can’t stop laughing! This was hilarious! I so need to check mine out and see what weird search terms led them to my blog.


    1. manchesterflickchick Avatar

      Good to hear! I’ll look forward to reading it hon, if you post it 😁


  5. Atosa Nikkhah Avatar

    great post made me laugh, brilliant!


    1. manchesterflickchick Avatar

      Not often I here the word brilliant.


  6. phatcupcake Avatar

    Ha that is absolutely brilliant! I have to say park shags in Manchester was my personal favourite. Is that actually a thing?! I have obviously led a very sheltered life!


    1. manchesterflickchick Avatar

      You are the first person to confess which one is your fave, you know. I know dogging is a UK thing and then there’s Hampstead Heath in London but not in Manchester as far as I know – mean we have the (gay) village for that – unless they are straight?!?!?


  7. oliverinstead Avatar

    OMG these are hilarious! I never really look at mine… perhaps I will now!



    1. manchesterflickchick Avatar

      :0D They caught me totally off guard but my thoughts on reading them kinda amused me so I wrote it down. You really should, you don’t know what you might find!


  8. Dannii @ hungry healthy happy Avatar

    Haha these are hilarious. One of the searches that people found my blog from was “how strong do I have to be to fit my husband?”


    1. manchesterflickchick Avatar

      Whaaaat! Er, pelvic floor excersizes I suggest to that woman ;0)


  9. JennyLeungX Avatar

    Haaahhhaaa! I used to like doing this when I had a WordPress blog. Now I’m over on Blogspot and I think you need to be a whizz on Google Analytics to view search terms which is evidently something I have yet to get to grips with. #daunting

    These results are hilariously and unapologetically sexual. Who? What? Why would you search some of these? I remember mine being pretty relevant to my blog. 🙂

    – Jenny

    I’d really appreciate if if you stopped by my blog:


    1. manchesterflickchick Avatar

      That’s what I thought but there it was on my stats page after all. I missed out the other 3 sex toy related ones as I didn’t want to keep writing those words on my blog, ha. Tip: Don’t ever say something looks like one in a post…Unless you want this to happen!


  10. ☆ Jo Smith ☆ (@carsonsmummy) Avatar

    hahahaha!! this is brilliant! I used to have lots of strange ones, I’ll have to have another check x


    1. manchesterflickchick Avatar

      I was giggling writing it tbh. I didn’t even know you could check on WordPress until I saw it on Suzies blog, doh! You should definitley!


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