I got this idea from a fantastic blogger named Suzie after she decided to list the bizarre search terms which led people to her blog. I thought I’d check mine out and wasn’t disappointed. Here are some of my weird, funny and *ADULT* one’s and my thoughts on them.
‘Unexpected big boobs’
Who’s boobs? Theirs? Mine? How rude of them not to call first.
‘Slutty Trousers’
This person just gets right down to it when searching for fashion.
‘Leather Kilt’
Kinky.
‘Park shags in Manchester’
I wonder if he ever found a park to shag in wearing his leather kilt?
‘Sonic Face Scrubber, use as vibrator’
I think this could equally be Slutty Trousers Girl or Leather Kilt Bloke googling.
‘Green hippies case Hello Kitty’
Maybe they were spying on her to see if she recycles.
‘Purple dress big boobs’
But are they the ‘unexpected’ kind?
‘Veggie cream cheese pizza’
Nom! nom! NOM!
‘Ass in denim shorts’
You won’t want to see mine after I’ve been scoffing loads of that sort of pizza.
‘Sex use toys’
I’m really hopping they are trying to find a manual of how to ‘use’ them and they haven’t just missed out the ‘d’.
‘Fireman’s wife OOTD’
Why? Do they wear sexy uniforms as well?
do ihave a Disoredor
Yes.
What’s your fave?
Chrissie xx
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